MEN
This is hilariously funny but .... TRUE! he he he
>For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
>Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
>WHY?
>Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
>little sausage.
>
>Men are like....
>
>1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
>2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they
>are.
>3. Men are like ........Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
>4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
>head right for your hips.
>6. Men are like .....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
>say.
>7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
>8. Men are like ......Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
>mature.
>9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
>emotion.
>10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little
>while.
>11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
>many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>12. Men are like ..........Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
>bright.
>13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are
>handicapped.
>For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
>Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
>WHY?
>Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
>little sausage.
>
>Men are like....
>
>1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
>2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they
>are.
>3. Men are like ........Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
>4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
>head right for your hips.
>6. Men are like .....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
>say.
>7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
>8. Men are like ......Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
>mature.
>9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
>emotion.
>10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little
>while.
>11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
>many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>12. Men are like ..........Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
>bright.
>13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are
>handicapped.
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